funny stitch puns

Sewing is one of the few hobbies that comes pre-loaded with its own comedy. Say “sew” out loud and it already sounds like “so.” This list has over 380 Hilarious sewing puns, covering one-liners, clean jokes, Instagram captions, and business-name ideas. Every line here leans on real sewing vocabulary — stitch, seam, thread, bobbin, hem…