tomato one liners

Tomatoes are the most shareable food joke on the internet — bright, juicy, and built for wordplay. Below you’ll find 335 +Hilarious tomato puns, sorted by how you’ll actually use them: captions, jokes, love notes, and more. Here’s a fact that surprises most people: in 1893, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Nix v. Hedden…